Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Men's rights

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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