A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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