whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Rush Limbaugh

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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