What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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