- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

why am I writing this...im bored

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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