A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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