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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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