- Anti Joke

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy