a chinese man pays the full price

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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