- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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