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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name