- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A guy walks into a bar

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Antijokes...

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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