What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

why dont they make black forks

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Once upon a time a was born

Jordan is pregant

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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