- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

hers a joke... japanese people

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

whats brown and sticky a stick

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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