- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

There's my tractor.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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