How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Okay, after this one then...

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Waffles ate my grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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