Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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