- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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