Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Dwarf Shortage

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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