- Anti Joke

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.