- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Obama lin Baden.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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