Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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