- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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