Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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