How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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