- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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