knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What's up? Your time.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Racial Equality

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whats black and large -me

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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