Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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