Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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what is 3+3= 8

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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penis

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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