- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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