- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Indians

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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