How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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