- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

pull my finger (farts)

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Your mom is so old she died

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.