- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

- Helen Keller

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What's big and messy? A big mess

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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