- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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