Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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