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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A man was shot. He died.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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