mmm i love marble bumhole

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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