There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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anus

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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