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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

What comes after 23? 24.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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