- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why do mexicans get made fun of

j.p. is dumb

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A man died.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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