- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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