why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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