Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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