Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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good looking women

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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