- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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