- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's long and black The unemployment line

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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