Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Good job, son.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A man walks into a bar

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Pickle

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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