- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

every cloud has a silver lining

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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