What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Donald Trump

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Rush Limbaugh

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

seek beauty

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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