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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What? Huh?

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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