- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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