- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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