- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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