what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Male leadership.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Anti Joke

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