- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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