- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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