- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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