cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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