Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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american idol

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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what's up? my penis.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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