- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

class is canceled. My professor died.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

This is an anti-joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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