Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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