- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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