- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you call a black man? Rob

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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