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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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