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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is older than history?

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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