What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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