When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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