- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

silver bullet?

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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