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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Knock knock Fuck off!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

So this guy was making a sandwich...

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