- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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