Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Eric is gay Ha

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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belly button

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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