Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Justin's life

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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