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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

whats 7+4? 74

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

if got a joke if fogot it

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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