- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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