how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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A man was shot. He died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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