why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Poop

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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