- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

How did th-A fridge.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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