Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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you see theres this guy.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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oh hey.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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