- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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