- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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