why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Katy Perry

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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