- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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