A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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the redsox

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Albert your flies undone.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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