Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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