Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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good looking women

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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