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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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