How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Anti Joke

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