- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Im gay What about you

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

j.p. is dumb

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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