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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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