- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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