- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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